Once again the offline status of the website called “jcafe” has lead to an alarming rate of suicides. confirmed reports from our research team show that over 90% of all jcafeist who commit suicide, commit suicide during jcafe downtime. “We cannot allow these numbers to expand any further!” Said DS head of research and development department at jcafe. “These numbers are even larger then before.”
An interview with a staff member reviled some shocking information. The staff member wished remain anonymous during the interview and said “Everyone knows that shutting down jcafe just leads to more deaths. Hell, all the higher up find amusement in these situations, and it is believed that they shutdown the site on purpose”
When we tried interviewing Silverado all we could get out of him was just some random slier “fucking French piece of shit!” We have no idea what he was talking about but from the looks of things seems like he just finished destroying a small notebook computer.
In another interview with one of jcafes heads, infyquest reviled that there was more going on then meets the eye. “…Silv has been pulling things like this for a long time, and who the hell is going to stop him?” said infyquest. “the last i spoke with him, he claimed to be handling the situation, however his mannerisms prove otherwise.”
As we stumbled closer to the truth the situation seems darker then what they rely are. Just what dark secrets dose jcafe hold?
June 17th, 2009 at 7:47 AM
i’m this close to shoot myself T-T
June 17th, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Yeah…jcaffeine withdrawal is very hard to handle.
Nah, honestly, what’s the real low-down on the situation? It’s getting just as bad as last time the community went off the airwaves…
Also, any idea as to when everything will be back up (I imagine this question has been giving you ulcers, haemorrhoids AND meningitis) or it’s just wait and hope for the best?
June 17th, 2009 at 10:59 AM
I HAVE NO CLUE….
go outside or something. see your family. see your friends
smoke some green, play with yourself, do some baking or cooking.
or maybe do some work? have a bath while listening to music, draw the view from your window, go for a swim.
these are all good alternatives.
see.. life’s not so bad.. ;)
June 17th, 2009 at 12:28 PM
tha withdrawal is really hard, i guess i’m going to spend my time learning how to make flower arrangements and tea ceremonies
June 17th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
lolz jcafe withdrawal is hitting hard
@mono: life? like rl? haha….j/k been filling up my time w/lots of reading…still, summers can be a drag and i’m missing my jcafe fix…
June 17th, 2009 at 7:51 PM
*has gun pointed at head* BANG! :imd:
June 18th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
You can meet some jCages at Offtopic forum till jCafe will be back…
http://offtopia.11.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=30&start=95
http://offtopia.11.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=40&start=57
Hope it’s back by weekend, my staff room with all my plans is buried there…
June 18th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
hermux: yah RL! i have not been sucked in to the jcage yet really! i try avoid getting involved in forums. this place keeps me busy enough as my online alter ego ;)
if you’r very bored – we’l have some stuff for you to do too when its back with ROME.
June 20th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
guys, as a temp fix for jcafe is here.
you can have ur dope now. Till the main jcafe24 is back.
You can have access the temp domain @
http://www.jcafe12.com
June 20th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
also try http://www.jcafe24.net